Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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