hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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