You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
