yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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