It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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