dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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