"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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