my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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