We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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