I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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