It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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