Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If I die, sorry about rent.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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