White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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