I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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