ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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