Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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