god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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