I want to make a zoo with you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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