People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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