Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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