The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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