so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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