Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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