I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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