What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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