ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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