I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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