Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
