when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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