I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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