I'm drive I can fine osifer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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