operation harelip BJ is a go
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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