do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
one might say we're banned from that church
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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