Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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