After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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