Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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