sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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