I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The uberlube is also flammable
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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