Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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