Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
