Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well I just put wine in my tea
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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