Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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