I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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