I am puke
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He? As in you personified your dick?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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