If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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