i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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