Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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