I'm gonna have a badass scar
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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