Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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