Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
