I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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