stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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