Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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