I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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