No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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