Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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